What if I don't like gumbo?: The Most American Things I've Ever Seen

Today I went to Denham Springs which is beside Baton Rouge. I was after some Alligator Jerky, which I did NOT end up finding because they were out of stock. But the day wasn't a loss because.....I found the most glorious tribute to America and Rednecks EVER.

Bass Pro Shop

Behold its glory!

It's HUGE. and it had a giant parking lot. I swear this place must be the souths version of Disneyland. There were tons of people walking into and out of the store with guns. Like totally casual about it - just hanging out with my rifle, no biggie.

Also note: This is located next to a Hooters. Extra classy!

Just look at this - it's amazing! I was struck down with the sheer amount of crazy as soon as I stepped in the doors.

Dead animals galore!

A bunch of dead ducks watching you from above. PS sorry some of these are bad..I felt weird taking pics in the store

Hey whats up? I'm a dead squirrel! 39.99 for camo coloured crocs y'all!

Better pics of the various ducks

I feel like his last thought might have been "Great. Some asshole in Bass Pro Shop gear just murdered me. Awesome."

Teach your kid to kill deer!

Fake bear skin for the children's room is the ultimate in luxury/

Big fish tank in the store

I don't know what this animal is but I like that his death face is :S

CRAZY scary eyes on the fish in the tanks

Theres even alive ducks in one area. Alive...for now....

Theres turtles hanging out too.

Fish stuff for the home

Sorry for the quality - this is actually lingerie in camo colours. This is real life. Later I went back to try and get a better pic and there was a woman ACTUALLY BUYING THIS. FOR REALZ, Y'ALL.